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Do E-books Dream of Rectangular Cover Art?

Jim Hanas

I've been working on preparing an e-book for publication for the last couple of weeks, and so I have e-book matters on the brain. For example: "Why do e-books have little rectangular covers that make them look like tiny paper books?" Almost all e-book sites represent titles this way. The literary world is adorable in its attachment to old forms, which is why (I think) the digital crisis took so long to fully arrive at publishing's door. These little rectangles make a certain amount of sense from a marketing perspective, I suppose, as publishers assure wary customers (and themselves) that it's just like a book, only digital. Still, native digital publishers will want to abandon this convention as soon as possible. The digital switch might have come late to publishing, but it is proceeding very, very quickly. What's on the way is what the advertising business has for years now been calling "platform agnosticism."

Lit snobs will turn their noses up at the mention of the ad racket--even as they bask in the sexy, retro cool of Mad Men--but the advertising business's strengths and weakness are instructive mirror images of publishing's. The good thing about the advertising business? It would jettison grandma in a second if her business model started to flag. The bad part? It thinks grandma (and everything else, for that matter) needs a business model to be worthwhile. Publishing, meanwhile, loves grandma maybe a little too much and is unwilling to let conventions change--thus these rectangular arrangements of pixels. But I could be biased.

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Texas: Still apparently a state

dean @ t.a.m.s.y.

Here I thought Fridays were supposed to be slow news days, and then I wake up to this bombshell:

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Before I was like "Socialist America? Cha!" but if Drudge is now saying that a blog is now saying that the Republican governor of Texas who in April threatened secession while addressing a tea-party is now saying it's true, I'm all like "OMG IT'S TRUE!!!!"

More from the Statesman's blog:

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The New York Times became a fan of pointless self-censorship

Daniel Radosh

By now we're all too aware of newspapers hiding supposedly obscene words behind phrases like "barnyard epithet" and "salty language." But what to make of this New York Times story about a teenager who had the burglary charges against him dropped after proving that he'd been updating his Facebook status at the time?

The message on Rodney Bradford's Facebook page, posted at 11:49 a.m. on Oct. 17, asked where his pancakes were... At the time, the sentence, written in street slang, was just another navel-gazing, cryptic Facebook status update -- meaningless to anyone besides Mr. Bradford.

Unprintable street slang for "Where are my pancakes?" The original version of the story, on a Times blog, was even more cryptic.

At the time, the sentence, written in indecipherable street slang, was just another navel-gazing, cryptic Facebook status update -- words that were gobbledygook to anyone besides Mr. Bradford.

Fortunately, the Times web site posted a screengrab, allowing anyone to see that the actual post status update was "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY I HOP."

Alternate 1985 has some thoughts.

In a face-off between Internet dogs and sock puppets, who wins?

Jim Donahue

Amusing piece in Sunday's Times on the strange case of one Raphael Haim Golb, a story that combines an irresistible mixture of the Dead Sea Scrolls, Internet dogs, and sock puppets.

Golb is an NYU-educated lawyer who also holds a doctorate from Harvard in comparative lit (his dissertation, "The Problems of Privacy and Trust in Modern Literature, and their Relation to the Idea of Freedom" sounds like a laff riot). He's also a Dead Sea Scrolls nutter who went just a wee bit over the edge in defaming some rivals. From the Times:

Mr. Golb is 49 years old and had 50 e-mail aliases. He used pseudonyms to post on blogs. Under the name of a professor he was trying to undermine, prosecutors charged, Mr. Golb wrote a quasi confession to plagiarism and circulated it among students and officials at New York University.

His purpose, the Manhattan district attorney's office said, was "to influence and affect debate on the Dead Sea Scrolls, and in order to harass Dead Sea Scrolls scholars who disagree with his viewpoint."

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #216

Harry Effron

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.

Last week's results. •Rules and tips.

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Note:
It seems people are taking what I said last time a bit too seriously-- you are probably better off completely ignoring it. The anti-caption contest is almost impossible to explain, but I'll try again in the future. In the mean time, go to the above rules and tips link for some clarity. Good luck!

Yessss we can

Yessss we can

Daniel Radosh

Laura Vandervoort as Lisa in ABC's V.jpg The first episode of the reimagined V was neither as bad nor as good as it could have been. I'm willing to give it a chance, though I'll keep my expectations low.

Sadly, perhaps the least compelling thing about it was the thinly veiled anti-Obamaism. I despise the birther-teabag nexis as much as anyone, but in the right hands their paranoid delusions could have made for very compelling science fiction.

Battlestar Galactica had a decided neocon bent for the first two seasons (before shifting organically along with the national mood) and that philosophical underpinning, which I obviously never shared, made it a much more interesting show. It spun political debate into human drama with deftness and honesty -- giving serious thought to the positions of all sides regardless of where it was going to end up and never hiding the flaws in its own leanings.

Pinche Self-Censorship

Pinche Self-Censorship

Frank Koughan

The New York Times weird self-censorship - heavily documented over the years by Radosh.net 1.0 - goes international today, with an article about Mexicans' love of salty language.

The twist is that while the NYT's aversion to English-language swearing requires its writers avoid the actual word while describing it explicitly, the Mexico City bureau prints the vulgarities but declines to fully explain them. So while the Times will contort itself like David Blaine to avoid printing the word "fuck," there's chingar leaping out at us from page A8. The Times, being the Times, turns to the Royal Spanish Academy to inform us that chingar "is a derivative of the word 'to fight' but that in Mexico can be very offensive or very innocuous or virtually anything in between." "Anything in between" presumably includes its most common usage: to rape (though maybe 'force-fuck' would be more accurate; as in English, Spanish has a word for rape [violar] that is not itself a vulgarity). Chinga tu madre - "go rape your mother" - is something you would only say to someone you were prepared to fight to the death. Standards are a lot looser in Mexico, but sightings of chingar in respectable newspapers are still pretty rare.

Likewise, pinche:

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #215

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WINNER
"So we're agreed then, the winner of this sword fight takes home the little referee butt plug." --jf

SECOND PLACE
"The winner, and still champion, is Nair for Men with Lanolin" --Rich Lather

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"I've got a ten dollar bid, do I hear twelve dollars, I hear twelve dollars, twelve fifty, do I hear twelve fifty, I want twelve fifty, I have twelve, do I hear fifty, I don't have twelve fifty, how about twenty five for the pair......"--dwilk

"And there will be absolutely no kicking below the ankle."--Satireguy

"OK, gentlemen, despite your secret inclinations, no extended clutching or hugging. America needs it penchant for glorifying homosexuality cloaked in pujilistic aggression. Now, box!"--Jyce Cranston

"I brought a couple of giants - do you mind?"--JohnnyB

"Lllleet's get ready to Trrrriiiiiippppp"
(and)
"Let's get ready to trip!"
(disclaimer: I didn't like how the repeating letters appeared. Anyhow, apply a bronzer, coiffe your hair, and take 10 seconds to read this entry. Now, that's funny!) --Sarah

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How the hell are you?"
(I'm pretty sure this is the winner under the Harry criteria.)--Joshua

Man eating dog

Daniel Radosh

A few days ago in the Wall Street Journal, novelist-turned-vegetarian activist Jonathan Safran Foer offered a modest proposal.

Despite the fact that it's perfectly legal in 44 states, eating "man's best friend" is as taboo as a man eating his best friend.... unlike all farmed meat, which requires the creation and maintenance of animals, dogs are practically begging to be eaten. Three to four million dogs and cats are euthanized annually. The simple disposal of these euthanized dogs is an enormous ecological and economic problem. But eating those strays, those runaways, those not-quite-cute-enough-to-take and not-quite-well-behaved-enough-to-keep dogs would be killing a flock of birds with one stone and eating it, too.

It's an intriguing argument, and one that, for this reader at least, completely backfired. Foer's tongue-in-cheek argument against the dog-eating taboo is intentionally well-reasoned, designed to fail simply because the irrational taboo is so strong. His intended, as opposed to stated, goal is to persuade readers to adopt a similar taboo against eating any animals.

"Boo!" In both senses of the word.

Daniel Radosh

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From an article about school restrictions on Halloween costumes, to protect children against undue fright and other social negatives:

"This is about staying true to our vision and values, and developmentally appropriate practice, not about being politically correct," Ms. Farrington said, citing her own memo on the topic some years ago. "We're about honoring and promoting diversity, not feeding children images of stereotypes."

I vaguely recall attending college in the waning days of the era when people still talked about being "politically correct" as a virtue. Now the phrase is so thoroughly understood to be disparaging that people must deny they are being politically correct even as they describe their policies with a textbook definition of political correctness.

Arnold Sch@*&$#egger

Arnold Sch@*&$#egger

mypalmike

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"By taking the first letter of each line, beginning with the third line, two words emerge: The first is obscene; the second is 'you.'" - New York Times

"As in, a certain four-letter curse word, followed by its familiar friend 'you.'" - The edgy San Jose Mercury News

"However, a vertical reading of the first left-hand letter in each of the seven lines of the main body of the email suggests that the former Kindergarten Cop actor, who is due to leave office next year, was passing on an altogether less statesmanlike message. It reads: 'F-U-C-K-Y-O-U.'" - The Independent.

Well, at least newspapers in the UK aren't afraid to print the news. Indeed, the Independent went so far as to call out the US reporters for self-censorship. "The California governor yesterday found himself attempting to play down the revelation that a blunt email he sent to one of San Francisco's Democratic Assemblymen contained what US news bulletins have somewhat prudishly described as an 'X-rated rebuke'."

On a side note, many media outlets are grabbing onto the word "acrostic" in order to describe the positioning of the secret message, which is presumably because they all read each others' articles before writing their own.

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The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #214

Harry Effron


Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.

Last week's results.Rules and tips.

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First Place:
"I miss my computer." -- Johnny V

Second Place:
"No, I was talking to the asshole in the chair." -- The Confidence Man

Third Place:
"Wait -how many syllables? Sounds like what? This is frustrating." -- Deborah

Honorable Mention:


"I'm afraid we're cutting back on paperweights. You're fired." -- Tim H

"So, you're so small you aren't even visible over the back of the chair, you emit an eerie white glow, and you've placed a severed head on my desk. It takes more than that to impress me." -- Rubrick

"All right, that's the end of your combination job-evaluation-and-milk-bath. Please return the floating foam telephone and coffee mug toys to the attendant on your way out." -- Francis

"You have the concept of a 'glory hole' all wrong, Smith." -- David


Judge's notes:

Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

Jesse Lansner

Regular readers of this blog are familiar with all the self-censorship that goes on in today's media. But it wasn't always thus. As Radosh.net Senior Lexicological Correspondent Jesse Sheidlower notes in a recent article for Slate, the New York Times – the Gray Lady herself, so fond these days of reminding us that it is a family newspaper – used to object to this kind of behavior:

In 1966, Jess Stein, the editor-in-chief of the major Random House Dictionary of the English Language, told the New York Times about a meeting he convened with the company's editorial and sales staff to discuss the words cunt and fuck. "When I uttered the words there was a shuffling of feet, and a wave of embarrassment went through the room," he said. "That convinced me the words did not belong in the dictionary, though I'm sure I'll be attacked as a prude for the decision."

Stein did not have to wait long to be proven right on the last point: A mere two weeks later, the Times' own book reviewer wrote, "Unfortunately, a stupid prudery has prevented the inclusion of probably the most widely-used word in the English language. The excuse here, no doubt, is 'good taste'; but in a dictionary of this scope and ambition the omission seems dumb and irresponsible."

What if you Google 'deluded' and 'egomaniac'?

Daniel Radosh

"I am tired of feeling like I'm doing this alone. All through the eight years of Bush, you Google `Bush' and `nemesis' and I'm the first name up. And there aren't a whole lot of other names," --Michael Moore

Names that come up before Michael Moore in a Google search for Bush and nemesis:
Tom Burgis
Paul Craig Roberts
Hugo Chavez
al Qaida
Osama bin Laden
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Al Gore
Howard Dean
Russ Feingold
Iran
Democrats
John Kerry
Harry Reid
Merriam Webster's Dictionary
Paul Krugman
Arch-conservatives
John Paul Stevens

Anti-Caption Contest #213

Anti-Caption Contest #213

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FIRST PLACE
"So, it's okay to fuck your neighbor's husband?"--dwilk

SEOND PLACE
"Are you sure these are the Lord's commandments and not yours? Because, can't imagine "Wives, keepeth parted thy buttocks for thine husbands' Sabbath anal' sounds a lot more prince of Egypt than Yahweh."-- David

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Hey Chisel-gripper, anything in their about tending to your wife's burning bush?"-- Rich Lather

"You rendered me flat and asymmetrical. Start again."--Deborah

"Christ, how long does it take to chisel 'al in la'?!"--Tim H

 


FIRST PLACE
"So, it's okay to fuck your neighbor's husband?"--dwilk

SEOND PLACE
"Are you sure these are the Lord's commandments and not yours? Because, can't imagine "Wives, keepeth parted thy buttocks for thine husbands' Sabbath anal' sounds a lot more prince of Egypt than Yahweh."-- David

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Hey Chisel-gripper, anything in their about tending to your wife's burning bush?"-- Rich Lather

"You rendered me flat and asymmetrical. Start again."--Deborah

"Christ, how long does it take to chisel 'al in la'?!"--Tim H

Smudge Report

Smudge Report

Daniel Radosh

One of the main reasons this blog has been on hiatus is that I have this new job that's been demanding a lot of attention. I won't be going into too much (or indeed any) detail about what it's like or what I do there, but I'll try to post some of the segments that I contributed to. I'm not taking credit for these, mind you. It's a very collaborative process and at every step, someone smarter, funnier, and better-paid than me is doing the real heavy lifting. That said, you can still make out my smudgy fingerprints here and there.

Here's the past month's collection.

Is this thing on?

Is this thing on?

Daniel Radosh

Say, where is everybody?

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